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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
If this game had better lighting effects it would be the greatest of all time.
Posted 20 August, 2020.
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13.1 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
This is a v fun and cute lite dungeon exploration game. It's absolutely fantastic visually I love the fun details throughout like cobwebs and roots danging from the dungeon ceiling. Exploration is fun and the dungeon levels are varied.

What sucks is that there's really not much else. A few different weapons and potions. The monsters are cute but without something like magic or a skill system or more dynamic loot it's kind of flat.
Posted 18 August, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record
It's like low-budget Grimrock plus WoW combat with pause. If it sounds like you'd like that then you probably will. I refunded it bc I still haven't even beat either Grimrock what am I doing buying this?
Posted 9 August, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
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Ya it's good. Think like Elite, Freelancer or whatever other space sim/trader you want mixed with a roguelike. It's a bit like two roguelikes in one, with your ship poking around unexplored systems and an away team exploring planet surfaces, caves, space hulks et cetera. In place of traditional RL loot you pick up various commodities you can sell at stations, and with that cash you can upgrade your ship's systems. Also you can hire crew that will gain levels and have abilities they can learn. Each system you go through gets progressively harder, same as levels in a dungeon. It's really quite traditional as far as roguelikes go, other than the space trading aspect and a few mechanics like O2 usage for away teams. I think there's a plot? I'm not sure.

If you're into traditional roguelikes definitely check it out. If you're like me and into space sims AND roguelikes, it's pretty great. Only real complaint is that it has too many jokey references for my taste, but who cares.

EDIT: Turns out this is a lot like a free roguelike called Prospector. Which is fine, the entire genre is just variations of the same basic game. Approaching Infinity seems a lot more fun to play, but I DO wish it had Prospector's more realistic stars with planetary systems, planets that are colder at poles vs at the equator, et cetera. But really if I want that kind of ♥♥♥♥ I should just boot up Elite Dangerous again.
Posted 9 August, 2020. Last edited 10 August, 2020.
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156.0 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
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u can play as bird man john wick
Posted 28 July, 2020. Last edited 29 October, 2021.
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28.4 hrs on record
Wow just wow that's all I can say about this game. That pretty much sums it up I can't say much more than that.

This game is what happens when you think a lot about what it would be like to go out into space on a search for serious butt love I'm talking the kind that keeps you up at night as you pine for someone to set you down and touch your hair and make your body into a cosmological constant that just never stops it goes and goes that's how I'd describe this game.

A lot of people are saying that Paradox are extremely GREEDY devs and that's tru see my previous reviews for their games and you will see that I don't spare them anything they make games for money and money for games and we are the ones subsidizing p much their entire country seriously everyone in sweden works for them just go to sweden and ask around except if you'r eamerican you can't right now because literally no one will let you in that's what happens when you live in the greatest city on the greatest hill in the greatest America what else can I say?

This game has space beings but very few space babes and for that I blame the SJWs. I get a lot of downbote brigaids on my reviews bc people do not like how honest I am about games because no one will ever sell me out I am serious if you want real truth read my reviews. I tried to make a race of sexual mouse men in this game hoping I would come accross a space lenny who would feed the rabbits but I'll be d amned if George didn't shoot my d ick off and made me lose everything and the worst part is that the game only gives you cheevos if you f uck with ironman which ofc i do bc i do not like to cry EVER and look where it got me the entire game is gone and all my space mice got full on fu cked over by space eagles and the galaxy is an utter shi t hole i blame the devs.

So in conclusion thi sgame is pretty much star trek if you're drunk but it needs to be star trek if you're on space dust rememnber that our reality is also a SIMULATION probably deveopled by paradaox too that explains all of the current economic woes you see the greedy devs keep selling us DLC in physical reality but full discloseure I got this game for free bc I hook the devs up with weed that I grow out back except a lot of black helicopters been coming b6 recenyly so we're gonna have to move it underground.
Posted 28 July, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
If yer into this kind of thing this game is the ♥♥♥♥. But the presentation is awful--the interface is inelegant, the game is opaque af with info and almost all of the graphics aside from the map are in black and white. Also nothing is animated. This is fine if yer a wargame grog but my dudes with just a lil pinch of pizzazz this ♥♥♥♥ would be top knotch.
Posted 11 July, 2020. Last edited 11 July, 2020.
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0.0 hrs on record
It'd be worth it if it had a career mode using the Great War aircraft. Otherwise it's $80 not on sale for a single map and a bunch of planes. There are a few scripted scenarios that look to be fan made and adopted by the devs?

Wonderful damage and flight models but bro I need more.
Posted 14 June, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Bro this is the ORIGINAL ♥♥♥♥ I'm talkin before Jar Jar and baby anakin and all that weird ♥♥♥♥ with death sticks and CGI everything I'm talking x wings and it's 1977 and no one gives a ♥♥♥♥ man

this game still holds up it just looks like 1994 but I'd rather have 1994 Star Wars that 2020 Star Wars and not bc of the SJWs star wars was always literally anti-fascist look at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imperial helms they're killing those sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ none stop
Posted 11 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
97.6 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Bro I sell the devs hella edibles on the dark web so full disclosure I got this game for free bc of all the homemade DMT I hooked them up with hmu if you wanna WAKE UP from the SIMULATION

this game tho is great ♥♥♥♥ if you wanna drop nazis out of the sky I was rolling up[ on one all biding my time waiting for that limp ♥♥♥♥ to mess up and then RAT ATATATAT BLAM lil ♥♥♥♥♥ fell right outta the sky I ripped him a new one too idgaf if yer in a chute if you a nazi you get BLITZED
Posted 9 June, 2020.
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