Rivals of Aether

Rivals of Aether

Not enough ratings
God I need a second chance
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
Items (92)
Shadow
Created by Lexicon
The Ultimate Lifeform joins Rivals Of Aether, with his Chaos powers at his side! Shadow’s gimmick is Chaos Boost, which allows him to expend Chaos energy, obtained by attacking the opponent, to boost his Chaos-type attacks. You can do that by pressing the ...
AXIS MODEL 014
Created by Hockerzock
Axis model 014 from Undertale Yellow is ready guard and protect - - - - Battery System - - - - All of Axis special moves (except recovery) need battery. Over time Axis gains battery Charge Ball (N-Special) uses 25 battery. Axis charges a electric ball, tha...
SURVEY_PROGRAM
Created by Retronyaical :3
THE ROARING KNIGHT EMERGES. PLAYTESTING PHASE. ... AN INFLUX OF PARTICIPANTS, WELCOME. PLEASE, BE PATIENT, MORE IS COMING. THIS ITERATION IS NOT FINAL. KNOWN ISSUES: - Attempting to playtest (ingame) only lets you taunt. This is because of various crashes ...
Noelle Holiday
Created by Lukaru
The girl with hope crossed on her heart. Noelle finds her way to Aether from the Dark World in Deltarune! XD https://i.imgur.com/aYE6Syq.png Freeze your foes with your Frostbite! Use Noelle's Ice attacks to apply Frostbite XD Freeze enemies marked with Fro...
Kamek
Created by JH
Kyehehehehe! Leave it to me, Your Boorishness! Bowser's right-hand man, Kamek the Magikoopa, joins Rivals of Aether for Extended Workshop's (from Mario) Jam! This menace of a magus possesses a simple yet powerful kit that revolves around setting up nasty t...
Chara
Created by SAI
From the world of Undertale, The Ancient Human, The Lunatic First Fallen, carry both the long lost strength of ancient mankind and their malice. The NSpecial pop up an attack gauge that will increase your damage when you hit people when the bar is close to...
OMORI
Created by CircleGuy
The main character from the Indie RPGMaker game OMORI comes to Rivals of Aether Workshop. Neutral Special can be used to swap through emotion states, and each one effects your general stats: Happy: + OMORI becomes faster - OMORI becomes lighter +- OMORI fa...
Paper Mario & Olivia
Created by Modeling-Clay
Mario and Olivia have joined together with their pals to fight in the Rivals of Aether! Mario and Olivia are here to pack a punch together! Open a Treasure Chest with Neutral Special and utilize randomly selected Panels! Arrows - They move you towards a di...
Mario & Luigi
Created by Kobazco
The Mario Brothers from the Mario & Luigi series jump into Rivals of Aether... Together! THIS IS A 2 IN 1/DUO CHARACTER, THINK ZELDA AND SHEIK. Please read the steam mod description, there is a lot of useful info regarding the character. Mario and Luigi ca...
Osaka
Created by Buttercup <3
America ya! The airheaded high schooler, Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga, is here to... battle? Yes, straight from the wonderful comedy slice of life anime, Azumanga Daioh, Osaka comes prepared with a variety of tools that are silly, slapstick, or just downright weir...
Clover
Created by Spasco
Clover is the protagontist of the Undertale fangame, Undertale Yellow. They were the seventh human to fall through the barrier. The character features custom art, moveset including special moves, victory music and AI. Developed by @Figburn(Art) and @Spasco...
Vi
Created by DinoBros
Vi comes from the game Bug Fables by Moonsprout Games and is not an original character by me. Vi is a float character with a Held Item gimmick. Vi's Float, which can be used during any attack inluding Uspecial before falling and Dash Attack offledge. https...
Asriel Dreemurr (WIP) (Reupload)
Created by KIRBYFAN92
Original Description: (Asriel Dreemurr, the God of Hyperdeath and final boss of Undertale's True Ending. W.I.P.) This was on the workshop a long time ago but it got removed so i wanted to bring it back for people that never got to try it out and i forgot w...
Mr (Ant) Tenna
Created by Whispernyan
Tenna from Deltarune Chapter 3. Fill up his popularity meter by landing attacks, or putting on a swell show and use it to summon shadow guys or other useful abilities. Most sprites are directly from Deltarune, but a bunch are also from this project https://...
Monika Plus!
Created by Donoyet
Based on original Doki Doki Literature Club Monika mod, by Another_weon_More https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2108835464...
Niko
Created by Hona
Niko From oneshot finds a way into rivals! this is for the RPG maker jam! Thank you so much krispy for helping make Niko! I also wanna thank Endarp with creating the orginal Niko mod i helped make Neutral Special: Light Niko Uses The Lightbulb as an attack...
Spice
Created by JustJerome
Hey there! Jerome here, teaching you the main gimmick and how it works! Hopefully this is useful! Gimmick: Spice applies marks onto the opponent (maximum of 3), that add extra hits to the move used when marks are triggered. -Some of spice's moves apply a m...
Naruto Uzumaki
Created by Doctor Flux
https://i.imgur.com/NYO53er.png Believe it!! Naruto Uzumaki From The Naruto Manga/Anime joins Rivals of Aether as a playable character his moveset draws inspiration from Super Smash Flash 2´s But with Custom Sprites and some tweaked moves & new moves like ...
Hidden Leaf Village
Created by Doctor Flux
The Hidden Leaf Village from the Naruto series Credit to Dimps for Stage idea from theirs naruto stage there is Music selection at countdown of a match on Right analog stick: Left: The Rising Fighting Spirit Up: Strong and Strike Down: Rock Lee's Theme Rig...
BASIL
Created by CircleGuy
BASIL from the RPGMaker game OMORI joins Rivals of Aether using his camera and a wide variety of gardening tools and plants! -Specials- Down Special - BASIL takes out his watering can and starts to water the ground. You can hold this move and walk while do...
Pastelle (Legacy)
Created by Kocakup
Hai there! This is the Legacy version of Pastelle, my first ever character that I created for the workshop! If you are interested in checking out the Definitive Edition instead, then here is the link for it. Thanks! https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/workshop/file...
Sakuya Izayoi
Created by Krankees
Sakuya Izayoi, the head maid from Stage 5 of Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, has joined the battle. Sakuya is a strong zoner with pretty good normals. Her zoning tools allow her to use them for regular zoning or even combo starters in some cases. Th...
Dynamite Anton
Created by poob
IT'S HAPPY HOUR! Play as Boiler City's own DYNAMITE ANTON! Anton acts as a one-man wrecking crew, using his Mighty Hammer to break down anything in his path. All the same, he’d rather be doing anything else right now. Anton's special moves are as follows: ...
Fancy Pants Man
Created by Daniel
The protagonist from Fancy Pants Adventures in Rivals of Aether. Fancy Pants Man is a stick figure with spiky hair and fancy pants that resides in Squiggleville. Specials: Up Special is an upwards sword spin. It can be walljump canceled. Neutral Special sh...
Madeline
Created by Zeathus
Play as Madeline from Celeste! Her airdodges and rolls have been replaced by a dash that can go in eight directions. Part of Madeline (Badeline) also joins in during some of her moves! Madeline now has official Abyss Rune support! Also has a new codec with...
Jerma985
Created by roboshyguy
holy ♥♥♥♥... jerma. Jeremy Elbertson Nine, also known as Jerma985, joins Rivals of Aether for a second time! Jerma is fast Captain Falcon based rush down with a twist, he has a meter (shocking, really) and is fully voiced! Hit enemies to gain viewers, but ...
Reimu Hakurei
Created by LilMissMasq
Residents of Aether stood still, shocked by a red streak in the sky and the occasional stream of bullets flying towards anything who dared get in its way. Reimu, Gensokyo's Hakurei Shrine Maiden, was furious. She had woken up one day to rumors of mysteriou...
Masamune - Sephiroth's sword
Created by srPerez
Sephiroth's giant sword wants fight by itself, somehow. Katana with insane range that is incredibly light. Them sound effects will keep you hooked...
Fox
Created by ravyn
Fox shines his way into Rivals of Aether! -- Fox Discord: https://discord.gg/6UZ6Eqp -- This Fox is based on Melee, taking heavy inspiration, though has changes here and there to make him fit more into Rivals! This Fox also comes with Melee and Falco easte...
Stardust Speedway
Created by Shaunt
The unfortunate future of a once bright highway with a great view of the stars, now a polluted dystopian city after being littered with Dr. Robotnik's robot transporters. ------------------------------------ Workshop items used in the preview images: * Son...
Mementos
Created by turpix
Mementos from Persona 5 Design based on Smash Ultimate stage. BIG UPDATE: Made the side walls of the stage longer, lowered the top blastzone. More Music! Music from Persona 3, Persona 3 Portable, and Persona 4 added. Stage will change color based on the cu...
Bowser
https://i.imgur.com/4FS8qhR.png The mighty Bowser is a hard-hitting heavyweight who excels at rushing down his opponent and bringing them the hurt with his huge attacks, high damage and great combos. Try as you might to topple this royal turtle, he'll stil...
Peppino
Created by Mr Nart
Peppino Spaghetti, a fat but surprisingly agile balding Italian, makes a quick pit stop to rampage through the world of Aether on his way to destroy Pizza Tower! Moveset Nspecial -- Mach Mode Peppino dashes forward -- once he reaches full speed, this move ...
Pizza tower - PizzaScape
Created by xArctic32
P-p-pizza! Stage derived by the first stage of Pizza Tower - PizzaScape. Music tracks: 1 - Hot Spaghetti (Mr.Sauceman) 2 - Spaghetti (Frostix) 3 - Cold Spaghetti (Mr.Sauceman) 4 - Pizza time! (Mr.Sauceman) Music made by: Frostix and Mr.Sauceman Pizza tower...
Charlie Brown
Created by Hona
Good Grief... That's Right! Charlie Brown (From "The Peanuts") Faces His Fears and is now in Rivals of Aether! Thank you V_Force for the command grab code, thank you P85D for making the victory theme, you guys helped alot!...
Sonic
Created by ricE_ECD
Sonic the Hedgehog speeds his way into Rivals of Aether! — Sonic’s the name, speed’s his game! Sonic the Hedgehog boasts incredibly powerful movement stats across the board, allowing him to zip across the stage at lightning speed to easily start or convert...
Niko (Old and bad)
Created by Hona
Niko from oneshot joins rivals! but not really, I'll explain... Endarp started the project in January of 2022, then i joined the project in February, it was going smoothly until Endarp left the project 3 moves away from its completion, so i tried to "finis...
Phone Guy
Created by sans.
The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night taunt to turn phone guy off...
Sanic
Created by DonGT
gotsas go fest If you like this, consider leaving a thumbs up for support! https://i.imgur.com/77noCGA.png Overview Sanic is a fest fighter, he's insanely quick! Good luck catching him! Moveset https://i.imgur.com/LTzzcbv.png Neutral Special: Dorito™️ Toss...
Queen Limousine
Created by YOIMKYLE
Kris Get The Banana edit: adding Deltarune to the description so more people find this...
Jotaro
Created by Xtra
JOTARO IN RIVALS JOTARO IN RIVALS. Jotaro Kujo, also known as Jojo is finally in rivals of aether. This version of jotaro uses the sprites from hftf as the sprites. His neutural B is Ora Rush, Side is Star finger, Up is Stand Jump, and Down is Time Stop. Y...
Scout TF2
Created by Mondo
Another Sandbert clone you'll get rid of after 5 minutes. FEATURING: - All sprites replaced with images from the TF2 wiki - Custom Sound Effects (voice lines, death noise, victory theme) - Alternate Costumes (blue, pink, green, white, yellow) - Visual Erro...
DEMOPAN
Created by amogus
Demopan from Team Fortress 2 is HERE! https://discord.gg/CBmtM9K Link to TF2 X Rivals of Aether discord Boasting an impressive selection of memes and stolen weapons, plus his trusty pan. Demopan flies across the skies gracefully with multiple moves that se...
Garfield
Created by FungiWizard
On a long road trip through the steam store Garfield finds himself far far away from Garfield Kart. Play as Garfield, everyone's favorite lasagna eating comic character! Garfield is a fairly simple character with a small gimmick and attacks with strong and...
Tetris
Created by Yosi Spring
Playable Tetris minigame in Rivals! - The Second Best Selling Game of All Time meets Rivals of Aether! - Use the left stick to control the piece - Press Special or Jump to rotate in different directions - Press Attack to hard drop - Press Parry to hold a p...
Kris
Created by EquinoxDoodles
The Human Lightner Returns! After many years of waiting, Kris joins the fight within the Dark World of Aether. Featuring new sprites, new attacks, and a new design to bring them closer to the roster of Rivals of Aether. Elemental Powers FUN GANG - While Kr...
100% Accurate Fox
Created by RadRobbie
On November 21, 2001, a TORIYAH echoed across the entire globe. The dark times were upon us. Sandbert skins ruled the Steam Workshop with an iron fist. Only one being could save us from their tyranny, and with a glorious booming TORIYAH, he came. Daddy Sak...
Jevil
Created by Sanda
"Chaos Chaos !" Jevil enter in the circus and he can do anything! Jevil is the first character we made, the animations and attacks are by me but the sprite was made by Toby Fox and edited by Mister Mike ("Jevil expanded") Portrait by ? ...
Specil Deal
Created by Shaunt
TODAY, THE WHOLE COMPETITION CAN TAKE A ] JUST ACCEPT MY ] AND YOU TOO CAN BE A ] Along the bottom half of the screen there's a bumper car that you can jump onto, similar to Yoshi's Story! ------------------------------------ Workshop items used in the pre...
Tom & Jerry
Created by SoulCake
Don't you believe it, it's Tom and Jerry! Ravage your rivals and send their whiskers away as the Timeless Duo! (Disclaimer: This mod was made way before the existence of Multiversus, and does not reflect Tom & Jerry's moveset in that game. Please take that...
Cuphead
Created by Shaunt
A brawl is surely brewing! Blast away at your foes with this versatile cartoon with six different unique weapons! At the start of a round, you can press the taunt button to swap between two different inputs for Cuphead's mid-air dash. By default, it's mapp...
64 Mario
Created by SB-2749
The world-famous plumber has decided to throw back to his polygonal days to battle in Rivals! 64 Mario has most of his tricks from, well, Super Mario 64. Unlike most Rivals characters, he doesn't really have anything to throw out as a projectile or to plac...
Old Old Man
Created by SB-2749
THIS IS A LEGACY BUILD. For the more up-to-date Old Man, check here: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2669553388 So I thought I'd challenge myself by making a character with a full moveset with only a handful of animation frames of a ...
ROBLOXian
Created by CircleGuy
ROBLOXian (from Roblox) joins Rivals of Aether! His gimmick is that he can switch between 4 different types of swords using the taunt button. Each one has its own use! Robloxian's newer stage (Happy Home /Survive the Disasters ): https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com...
Speedrunner Link
Created by RuberCuber
Check out an updated version of Speedrunner Link, based on TerminalMontage's Tears of the Kingdom video! https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3126754621 After 100 years of slumber, he finally awakens. Speedrunner Link comes equipped with ...
The Battle Cat
Created by wyome
The Battle Cat joins Rivals of Aether, with their Iconic money mechanic, and the ability to spawn units to aid them in battle. This is my first workshop character, so there will be bugs here and there and i'll need balancing help, but I'm doing what I can ...
Untitled Goose
Created by RuberCuber
It's a lovely morning in the land of Aether and you are a horrible goose. Notable mechanics: Walkie Talkies Dspecial summons a walkie talkie. Attacks that use the walkie talkie are slower and deal less damage but have more range. Use strong attacks to thro...
LMAOBOX Hacker
Created by amogus
Congratulations on acquiring the FREE version of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your version of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comes with the following features. -Neutral B : Headshot anyone across the map -Every Other Button : Bind Spam -Taunt : Get Votekicked? BONUS FEATURES -Alto and Trummel codec...
Creeper
Created by dreem
Creeper spawns into Rivals of Aether! Take control of a wide array of mobs to defeat your foes! ======================================================================== shoutouts to kirbsoup == - Press SPECIAL + TAUNT to play a noteblock! -================...
Joy Con
Created by srPerez
Play as literally two Joy Con and beat your friends! I spent way too much on a joke character pls enjoy Character Idea by Snolid Ice...
Finn and Jake
Created by Asleep
Finn from the land of ooo lands into battle, with some help from his best friend Jake! Finn plays like a heavily disjointed character, using his range of sword swings and Jake's stretching. while not relying on many gimmicks, and being fairly straightforwa...
Chesspiece
Created by RuberCuber
What? Chess in rivals!? This playable Chesspiece has a bunch of chess-related mechanics to aid in fighting, utilising different pieces for attacks. Gimmicks Piece Switching Different attacks will change your current piece, affecting movement and weight sta...
The Knight
Created by Fabayou
https://i.imgur.com/dAugGVD.png Overview The Empty Vessel joins the battle! Emerging from the Abyss of Hallownest, and into the world of Rivals of Aether! The Knight will fight everyone that comes their way. The Knight is a combo-heavy air fighter who uses...
Crewmate
Created by CircleGuy
The "Crewmate" from Among Us joins Rivals of Aether... Up Special: Places down a vent on the ground. Impostors enjoy using them for fast travel. Using this move in the air lets you teleport to any vents you have out, though you can tap it quickly to do the...
Henry Stickmin
What could happen next? Join the fight as the Flash gaming icon Henry Stickmin! Take on opponents with the variety of different, unique, and creative ways that got Henry in and out of several pickles before! Special Attacks: Neutral Special: Stick to the P...
Hat Kid (DE Update)
Created by CircleGuy
Hat Kid from A Hat in Time joins the battle! Hat Kid has a mechanic where hitting enemies gives you pons, just like in A Hat in Time. Spend pons on badges using grounded Down Special to alter how she plays! You can have up to 3 active at a time, just like ...
Senic The ChilliDog
Created by Nugear
Eggman`s worst nightmare. The Small Blue Blur. Sonic from Terminalmontage`s something about Sonic video. comes to the Rivals of Aether Workshop. with his unmatched Speed and the power of the chillidog he can overwhelm his opponents with ease. this video wi...
Sans
Created by Shaunt
Sans got too many invitations to join Super Smash Bros, so he joined Rivals of Aether instead. This workshop character currently has support for the following workshop mods: * Kirby Copy Ability * Trummel & Alto Codec * The Chosen One's Doodle * Feri's Cos...
Bill Cipher
Created by Roman Flour
The famous dream demon from Gravity Falls is now ready to wreak havoc in Aether! He may not be a full-on powerhouse, but he's got a large swathe of tricks to punish foes for their mistakes and mix them up. Neutral Special: Eyeball Sentry Bill summons a win...
Annoying Dog
Created by Aestha
It's him. He's in the game now... The Annoying Dog from UNDERTALE! Check the change notes for information regarding recent updates! Also consider trying out the with the Annoying Dog with Abyss Runes to really change up the way you play the character! Want...
Frisk
Created by SleepyPlayer16
The Fallen Child, Frisk from Undertale arrives to Rivals of Aether! MECHANICS Inventory (Down special) Frisk has 4 items in their inventory, you will get a boost depending on the item you choose. -Legendary hero: attacks will deal 2% extra damage -Faded Ri...
Sakuya Izayoi (Luna Nights)
Created by Jill Katze
Sakuya Izayoi as she appears in Touhou Luna Nights. She fights with her arsenal of magic weapons and the ability to temporarily stop time. Sakuya plays differently from most platform fighter characters thanks to her mobile knife throwing abilities. Jab, Ft...
Mario Pissing 2
Created by BagelBoy
The pointless, overhauled version of a joke that was taken way too far. It is once again time to take a pịss....
Sonic
Created by Muno
Sonic joins the world of Rivals! This time, he's got the power of Wisps on his side - after use, they leave behind Wisp Capsules, which you can hit into enemies OR use to chain Specials together! He can also use techniques like the Spin Dash, Drop Dash, an...
Annoying Dog 2.0
Created by Shred VII
You feel like you're going to have a mildly inconvenient time. UNDERTALE Sprite Rips by: Jammin' Jelly The Herp Derpinator ISPI Askywalker MOVELIST: Attack Description JAB A bark projectile that knocks foes closer to Annoying Dog. Can only be fired once ev...
Papyrus
The Great Papyrus https://i.imgur.com/nYnjUIg.png The Great Papyrus returns once more! Thoroughly jape your opponents with attacks and strategies both old and new, including a much more refined Blue Attack! Papyrus doesn't stray all too far from his previo...
High-Tier Obamium
Created by MDL4848-
Zio Stevie's Obamium, but he's really good...
Boyfriend (FNF)
Created by Spamite
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCoolGangtm Discord for BF, Wario, and future content from us: https://discord.gg/FPBgsUnSca The Friday Night Funkster Boyfriend enters the rap battle to end all rap battles! Overview Boyfriend is a "Deception" fighter, using...
Ron
Created by Inf1n1te
Name's Ron Sugartits 1.1 Fair angle changed (288 -> 275) Dattack bkb (11 -> 8) Dattack hitpause (7 -> 8) Dattack hitpause scaling (.4 -> .45)...
A Wii with a Gun
Its the one and only Wii with a gun, The Revolution. He dose things like being a Nintendo Wii...
Moyai
Created by Smiley
The moyai is playable now. Credits: sprites: Smiley Coding: DonGT & Spam...
Lancer
Created by roboshyguy
It's everybody's favorite boy! Lancer from Deltarune joins the fight in Rivals of Aether! Lancer is a fast, but light rushdown character designed to be easy to pick up. As long as you can press buttons, Lancer is the character for you! https://i.imgur.com/...
Gigachad
Created by SAI
He a strong man. Deluxe skins: - Minos Prime (8) - Ultra Instinct Drip (11) - Senator Armstrong (15) - Personalized (green screen, will have to use codename)...
gm_construct
Created by YOIMKYLE
It's gm_construct from Garry's Mod. There's nothing else to say....
Speedrunner Mario
Created by Ferpe
Here comes the Speed Demon himself! Prepare to yayayayayayayahoo your enemies! He has 16 skins, and some have little details and easter eggs. He's compatible with TCO's drawing, Feri's costume and Hikaru's title (tho I might make him compatible with other ...
Engineer
Created by amogus
After 3 months of development, I hope it was worth the wait. Engineer from TF2 is in Rivals! Engineer is a complex character with many gimmicks, although most of them will be familiar if you've played TF2 before. BUILDING UPGRADES - Engineers buildings cos...
Cosmic Ronald
Created by The Shovel Crusader
The M.U.G.E.N Menace. This cosmic Entity's Bodycount is unknown to the US government. But its rumored that he has wiped out entire galaxys with nothing but a sneeze (Note this character is not meant to be fun, lmao) New Skin!: Galactic Ronald, skin 14 Come...
Susie
Created by squidaccus
EDIT: YEAH, I'M AWARE SHE'S BROKEN. I'll balance the mod eventually... probably. Susie from Deltarune is here! Complete with a full, unique moveset, Susie is a durable but mobile fighter who can deal massive damage, but most of her attacks leave a large op...
Ralsei (with gun)
Created by Mawral
The meme that never dies. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​...
Neco Arc
Created by Kimoi479
WARNING this mod installs neco arc into your rivals of aether game. Neco Arc (funny noise) --Fun Things-- LASERS: QCF + attack to do a laser. QCF + special to do an upward laser. QCF + strong to do a strong laser. QCF + attack/special/strong in the air to ...
Spamton
Created by mallow
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE ] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WHAT’S THAT? WANT TO BE THE AT ? WELL I’VE GOT THE GREATEST DEAL IN YOUR LIFE! PLAY AS ME! SPAMTON! AND YOU’LL WIN SO MANY TOURNAMENTS YOU’LL ! DON’T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?? HERE’S SO...