Recent reviews by Honoré de Balzac

How this game still does not have a squeal (and no, i'm not counting GOLD) and yet we're on Civ 7?
No hate to Civ but it absolutely baffles me.

Arguably the best Pirate game I've ever played. Give it a refresh and let the hurt finally end.

War, War never changes.

We've just landed here on what cap troopers are calling "Big K" with the 6th Mobile Infantry division. It's an ugly planet, a bug planet! A planet hostile to life as we know it!

-9/10

Like digital crack

Roach told me to buy this

Tripping in the Jungle ✔️

Can craft and consume Ayahuasca ✔️

3rd eye society verified ✔️

Savagely murder a couple of Dinos and adopt their baby as your own.

Grow close to and raise him, giving him some cool name like Slasher all while you wear armour made from his parents hides.

Terrorise the world with the poor guy, even battling, slaying and forcing Slasher to consume the meat of his own species.

All the while you hope, hope that he doesn't remember and enact his Bloody revenge.

14 decorations and it's Free!

Who is the true Zombie, me or the mindless hordes of undead hell bend on tearing me apart, eating my brains and chowing down on my eyes like plump little meatballs doused in marinara sauce? It's me...the bloody lunatic who keeps coming back for more!

10/10

This kind of Therapy is worth every, single...Penney!

Haven't been this happy with a random Purchase in ages.

This is a message to everyone involved in making this game, be it as Software Developer, a Writer or just simply as the coffee guy...thank you!

Thank you for recreating what can only be described as a childhood dream for many of us! Thank you for recreating the Books, the Movies and the Games that shaped a large portion of our childhood. Thank you for working hard despite all the negativity from a small group in the media.

Now make some Quiddich DLC so we can throw more money at you!