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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Like a Bloober game with EVEN MORE cabinets and doors to open. Plus obscure, boring puzzles, and of course the obligatory poor graphics when it comes to nudity. If you want that kind of stuff, look elsewhere. The voice acting is good but that's about it. You'll lose interest real quick.
Posted 13 March, 2021.
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0.3 hrs on record
Really trying to avoid getting political, but this game does tickle the bigot in me, I have to admit. It's an obvious and poorly made Bloodborne clone with a main character that really wants to be Geralt. But there's only so far expats living in Shanghai or Shenzhen can take you on a small budget, so he doesn't have any of the charisma of Geralt/Doug Cockle. As for the game, graphics look like Android filler on your PC, I mean 2011 Dark Souls looks better. Gameplay is alright, but cutscenes/conversations are insanely long and require constantly pressing confirm to continue. This is shoddy, the only redeeming feature is that they're nice enough to include an easy mode - other Soulsborne games could learn from that. Asking for a refund.
Posted 12 March, 2021. Last edited 12 March, 2021.
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8.5 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Good choice for Ace Combat fans, because this is Ace Combat in everything but name. Graphics are good, same politically relevant but somehow nonsensical storyline, lots of planes and arcade action that you can choose to make harder, ludicrously long mission briefs, chatty wingmen...it's all here. Only there's a lot less polish, and I don't mean the sausage or vodka. The menus are clunky AF and if you're playing with a controller good luck figuring out what button does what. Still worth it.
Posted 6 March, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
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0.4 hrs on record
What a joke, it's not free to play, and the full version is not worth the price. This could have been the best WWI fighter plane game since Wings, but it's riddled with crashes, system hangs, and features that flat out don't work, like the skill tree. Don't bother with this one.
Posted 14 February, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.4 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
If you like redoing tedious boss fights, have all the time in the world, and possess the patience of a saint, then this might be for you. Otherwise this is a confusing, constantly changing cash grab that epitomizes everything that can go wrong with "games as a service". Loved the original Destiny, that one had a coherent story, great characters, and normal DLC. Destiny started OK, but Beyond Light is a joke, there's nothing appealing about it. Avoid.
Posted 13 February, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Didn't find Sunlight as mind blowingly profound as some others here have. It's a lot like a Terence Malick movie, which means it can easily veer into pretentious land. However, the sound design is truly amazing, and the ending is impressive. Worth the 30 minutes or so it takes to experience.
Posted 30 January, 2021.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Positive reviews have to be family members of the team. This is a terrible game. Poor graphics, miserable controls, basic gameplay, and shameless attempts to leverage everything from Dead Space to Death Stranding. More like dead on arrival. Please don't buy this. Even if it's cheap, I'm asking for a refund. BTW I have no issue with the language, no one said everything has to be in perfect English. This is a Russian game and I knew that going in. It's just that it's making the Rodina look not so good...
Posted 22 January, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Prettier version of those bowling games you get on mobile. I love those, but they're free. This one isn't, it's way overpriced. While it does support controllers unlike the store page descriptors would have you believe, it's also way too difficult. If playing against the CPU, expect to never get a strike without buying special cheats, while the NPC opponents get turkeys like it's raining Thanksgivings. Also, events remain locked even though you clearly qualified, then unlock when you re-qualify. That's just shoddy. Not terrible, but definitely avoid.
Posted 31 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
37.8 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Over a week after launch the game won't even launch now. It ran fine for me, but here we go. It won't launch. Coupled with everything else, this is clearly a botched left over from CDPR's warehouse dating back to the PS360 era that they resuscitated after The Witcher 3 stopped being a hit seller. And it shows. Disgustingly bad, avoid at all costs.
Posted 19 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Steam version is a disgusting pile of garbage. Poor controller support with no UI prompts, horrible framerate with a 3070 that's overkill for a game from 2017, and lip sync issues from hell. Unplayable and will force a restart of the Steam client to clear up its mess. Don't buy, don't even waste the bandwidth if you have EA Play.
Posted 12 December, 2020.
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