NEW UPDATE!!

Sorry guys, been busy over here. HOWEVER! There's a new treat for ye. One thing got added courtesy of HellHorde: A NEW TABLE with BUILT IN FEATURES! It's sick as hell and you should check it out. It utilizes the Kraken table and some cool scripting, so turn timers are a thing now. Many thanks to him, talented man.

More toys and cards are on the way I swear, but updates are gonna slow down a tad as I learn Godot Engine and make stuff in that. I'll still be here, making cards, they'll just take a bit longer to add. I found a few odd, relatively unknown card games that I'm itching to add so stay tuned for those. Thank you all.

4TH OF JULY UPDATE!!!
Lots of QoL stuff in this one, less so about the cards since I'm still trying to work on a massive cracked card addition.

-CARD COUNTER AND TURN TRACKER: Each player now has a token underneath their Trap House that tracks the number of cards in their hands! Also in turns out Tabletop Sim has a built-in turn system that I just haven't been using so it's now on. You can turn it back off if you'd like by going to options>turns>disabled while in the game.

-LOTS OF BUG FIXES: Double-Sided cards now behave as intended within hands, and will not become black squares randomly. The intent was for players to know which Topps card was in your hand at all times, and now they do this! Additionally, the Pony Cards now function for all machines now hopefully. Still haven't used the nuclear solution for solving that problem cause it's a headache, but if more problems arise then I'll have to bust it out.

-CARD ADJUSTMENTS: More YuGiOh cards, more Exodia copies in the deck, more ways to assemble Exodia to hopefully cut down on game time. Graceful Charity is also a card now. You draw cards from other Player's hands and then put some back.

-RULES NOW CORRECT!!!!: This was a big one. The "Rules" tab on the workshop page is now accurate and updated with everything, and so is the in game rule book! There were a few typos in there. YOU DRAW UP TO 7 CARDS AFTER FAILING A CRACKPIPE. PLEEAASE DO THIS.

-NEW TOY: There's now an Air Horn and maybe something else. I forget! Shout-outs to Mathew Mii.

-OTHER THINGS!?: There may or may not be a few secret card additions. Find them! Somewhere in the deck, something exciting is waiting for you.


And that's all! Been working on this one over the course of the week and I figured I should just upload it now for anyone wanting to play after 4th of July festivities. Happy 4th everyone! Hope the fireworks and day drinking hit right this year. God Bless the American Allegiance Flag.

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and its the first one since the move so BRACE

WRESTLERS?!: 2 NEW decks of WRESTLERS have been added. They are from competing factions, the WCW and the WWF face off. They work like the Desert Storm cards in that you can play either the front or back. Get inventive playing these, make the wrestlers fight their way unto the table. Deliver the People's Elbow.

TAROT!!!!!: The Major Arcana has been added. You may now play with them. They are annotated as well, and you can combine them with the Minor Arcana to tell fortunes in Crackpipe Uno. This is encouraged. Please do this during games.

MORE CRACKED CARDS: A few more cracked cards have been added, but not many. Admittedly, I'm running out of ideas for them so please, send me fodder of weird shit you think is interesting.



That's all! God bless you all for 4000 subscribers. I'll try and deliver an update next week as well, but I can't promise nothin, hope you all have a blessed and safe week!

HELLO CHILDREEEEEEN Small Bonus SUNDAY UPDATE (I TRIED) My buddy left me with a good bottle of BOURBON so I DRAQNK SOME and now theres a monday uopdate.

-ROULETTE GUN IS BACK: I think it's fixed? It's still slightly iffy so use at your own peril. Additionally, if using this toy breaks your game please leave a comment explaining exactly how, its driving me crazy

-TASTY BEVERAGE: Thanks to SenpaiDinklebergTV, there is now a tasty beverage in the fidget back. Clone it and share with your favorite addicts.

-MORE (FIXED) PONYS: I added more ponys and fixed the broken ones. May the CPU goddess have favor on me. Thank you JimmyJams for helpin out with this one I had no idea these were still fucky. If they are STILL fucky you MUST YELL AT ME and i will implement my atomic level fix for them.

THAT IS ALL. WE ARE CLOSE TO 4000 OF YOU. WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?! THANK YOU ALL

HELLO! I AM BACK SOMEWHAT. TIME FOR ANOTHER FRIDAY UPDATE.

-SMALL SMORGASBOARD OF STUFF: Extremely minimal additons. A new magic card (the first non-alpha addition) has been added by popular demand. You'll see it. Wizards does NOT want you to know they printed this one!! Additionally, there's a new Narcan card and a few new cracked cards.

-UNDER THE HOOD?!: More file compression stuff and things to make downloads easier. Should also reduce the number of visual bugs but its still gonna be slightly borked

I took a small siesta to ensure a good move, I'm in a new dwelling now with better internet. Yay! I'm also tucking in and drilling myself for the creation of my game, which I will shamelessly plug here when it releases. It will be a tower defense. ANYWHO.

Updates will be slow from here on sadly. Not un-present, but slot. The Gun mechanic has hit a few snafus that I am simply unable to fix, and other potential additions haven't been immediately interesting and require further testing/research. I looked into Munchkin cards, but they don't immediately and easily transition into Uno framework as well as I'd like. Once again, if anybody has ideas for custom cards, or even random submissions for cracked cards, please submit them.

Thank you all for your support. It really means the world to me that THIS many people have played and enjoy Crackpipe Uno. You all really are best. Thank you.