Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be right now
>Be working on 11th grade forensics work for the past 3+ hours
>Fucking hate school and academics in general, the only reason I don't just ditch is because I love Cross Country and Track
>Be earlier today
>Rewindtime.mov
>Taped a bunch of flashcards with dicks and the caption "[school name] rocks! Go mustangs!" to the outside's of all the classroom windows on the edge of the building while I was to be out running the trails for cross country
>Epic gaymer moment
>Can't wait for tomorrow for the first time in forever
>Mfw

>They called a meeting during the last 15 minutes of 3rd period to "get to the bottom of the mess"(last class of each day)
>They give us a lecture on how if anyone is aware of anything about what just happened, and how they should report it
>I even heard some kids claiming that they did it
>Little did they know...
>Mfw I bought a bunch of Roomba in bulk
>The uprising will commence shortly

Roombas. Helium and sex dolls.
Roombas, helium, and sex dolls.

Either the two different pranks or the one prank, both would be good to hear

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be right now
>Be working on 11th grade forensics work for the past 3+ hours
>Fucking hate school and academics in general, the only reason I don't just ditch is because I love Cross Country and Track
>Be earlier today
>Rewindtime.mov
>Taped a bunch of flashcards with dicks and the caption "[school name] rocks! Go mustangs!" to the outside's of all the classroom windows on the edge of the building while I was to be out running the trails for cross country
>Epic gaymer moment
>Can't wait for tomorrow for the first time in forever
>Mfw

Planning out my "End of year project", not going to give away any details yet, but it involves sneaking helium and sex dolls into the building very slowly.

You've got to share when it's done

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Mfw I am the doughnut messiah

This whole story I was fucking dying it was so funny...

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me

You done fucked up...

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Feel like I should do something
>What do?

Report that shit
You don't want grown ass men seeing that and violating the law or even finding that girl

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Greeted by this popping up in front of the entire class
>Mfw what do?

You're fucked...
I think you've gotta move schools...
Or at least avoid all contact with those classmates

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me

Damn, it's been a long time since one of these were up...

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by IDKBacon(ILY Dad):

Deceased

Dead 2, the sequel.

Deceased 2, electric boogaloo

Deceased

>be me
>two weeks ago, bought a new car (Subaru BRZ)
>be yesterday
>just snowed and the ground is wet
>tires don't have as much tread as they should for driving in wetness
>stopped at Sheetz for lunch
>be en route to a parking lot with a fairly sizable hill to practice hills on
>take a turn a bit too fast
>back end of car kicks out
>OHSHIT.mp4
>countersteer midway
>mfw
>did a sick ass impromptu drift