Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by IDKBacon(ILY Dad):

>be this thread
>you can't be this thread
>this thread has straight up fucking died...

I refuse to let this happen. Prepare your anus for another greentext.

Originally posted by Breakfast:

>be me
>le 3 days ago
>fappidy dappidy to some S W E E T hentai
>my brain demands sweeter
>find a 15 min long %100
>click it
>orgasmatron
>gf walks in
>this will go one of two ways
>make it go zero out of either thanks to autism
>yell "BEGONE THOT"
>she stares in a daze at me
is time travel real bots?
lost my gf to autism
7/10 would not try autism again

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me

>Mfw nobody fucks with me for the rest of the year because they think I can read minds

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be not able to upload because of workload
>Be wanting to post something so this page doesent die
>Hereitgoes.mov
>Be me
>Be running cross contry after school for about 3 hour a day
>I'm mvp on our team, so it's a lot of pressure to constantly work out
>Be last week
>New girl comes to our school
>8/10 qt3.14
>Actually don't fuck up my first impression with her
>Holy shit someone on this planet thinks I'm kinda sorta a normal human
>Still havent fucked up

This kind of thing has never happend to me. I usally cuck myself, wut do now? Should I ask out, knock her out, or yeet her out of orbit in the name of the THOT patrol?

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Mfw I got my dad pregers

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Don't do this daddy, your my great grandkid.
Edit: Also where fucking now so yea, theres that.

Originally posted by Not_Default:

I get it now daddy.

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by IDKBacon(ILY Dad):

I'm sorry! I don't have many more stories to assist you in keeping this thread alive...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Yo, I promise you peeps I won't let this thread die so easily. I just have a lot of school work to take care of and if you can't tell actually writing a greentext for you degenerates takes a really long ass time.