Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by IDKBaconFlavoredLove(ILY Dad):

Willing to die to steal watermelon... are you black?

*Somali pirate

Yeah, that's what I meant

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by 51st WaylanderGR:

maybe something about a dangerous situation you or someone you knew were in but escaped? we all have lived some things like that

>Be me
>Greeted by the sight of a giant field of watermelon
>We're about to start grabbing and bagging when we hear a deafening gunshot
>Hear something slam into the dirt right next to us and we sanic the fuck outta there
>We sail away in dead silence
>Mfw me and my m8 never discussed this again
>Mfw I'm not fit for the pirate's life

Willing to die to steal watermelon... are you black?

Originally posted by 51st WaylanderGR:

Originally posted by IDKBaconFlavoredLove(ILY Dad):

The arcade I was talking about, most everything costs $1 USD... The motorcycle racing game costs .50, same as the test your aim shooting game, and the pinball machines cost like $3.00

thats expensive af

Yup

Originally posted by 51st WaylanderGR:

Originally posted by IDKBaconFlavoredLove(ILY Dad):

There are still arcades around you? The only arcade I know of is downtown in the city and that's at least 10 minutes to get down there and find a spot to park, then another few minutes walking to it...

they're still pretty popular around teenagers where I live; regularly we get empty school hours between classes, and go to the nearby arcade room. When you think about it it's really worth it to play when it costs around 20cents, especially when it's multiplayer

The arcade I was talking about, most everything costs $1 USD... The motorcycle racing game costs .50, same as the test your aim shooting game, and the pinball machines cost like $3.00

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be in 3rd grade
>Be at the arcade grinding for hours on the galactica machine
>Mfw it is still on the leader boards to this day and nobody quite knows how

There are still arcades around you? The only arcade I know of is downtown in the city and that's at least 10 minutes to get down there and find a spot to park, then another few minutes walking to it...

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by IDKBacon(ILY Dad):

Besides, pointing out your mistake, I want to know, how the fuck did he trick himself into believing that shit was real? Collective conscious?

He was 12 and he believed the other kids when they told him it was for real.

Lol, what a dumbass

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
“the Death Strider”
>We started spreading stories about the death stalker to other troops at breakfast
>Mfw

Besides, pointing out your mistake, I want to know, how the fuck did he trick himself into believing that shit was real? Collective conscious?

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by Funky Kong:

no u

Reverse.

Oh fuck... I wanted to play my +4

Originally posted by Not_Default:

I just remembered this story and one other much longer one I'll tell post tomorrow, unless I get lazy; lets hope I don't.
>Be me
>Be going on a church retreat sometime in 7th grade
>They both get sent home early
>Mfw my boi abandoned his girl in the middle of a field half-naked because he forgot her legs don't work

This is why fucking in public places is not a good idea... do that at home