Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Have a word doc open for like a week without saving once
>Computer restarts for mandatory update
>Mfw

>be me
>some lazy fucker had his word doc open for a week
>Murphy's law
>anything that can go wrong, will go wrong and in the worst possible way
>mfw

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Originally posted by IDKBacon(ILY Dad):

>be me
>join this massive group
>fast forward a year
>stumble upon a pretty cool thread that tells stories
>fast forward a few months
>thread died, f in chat
>fast forward 20 days
>thread gained a slight pulse
>mfw

>Be me
>Be writing these things
>Lose the fucking word document that had a lot of pieces I was going to dull out to you thicc nibbas about 20 days ago
>Actually have to wait for things to happen for me to write about or get off my fat ass and remake all the shit I lost
>Mfw

>be me
>be hyped for some stories
>all the stories were lost
>stories were on a Word Doc
>mfw
>the Google Drive exists

>be me
>join this massive group
>fast forward a year
>stumble upon a pretty cool thread that tells stories
>fast forward a few months
>thread died, f in chat
>fast forward 20 days
>thread gained a slight pulse
>mfw

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be invited on a skiing trip with some good lad's church group
>In the course of a single day, I 420 blazed it, made out with and then banished a thot, skied down 3 black diamonds in -29 degrees while the wind speeds where over 50 mph without wiping out once, and stole 50 bucks along with as many rice crispy treats I could carry from a vending machine.
>Be wearing an old USSR military cap during all of those events
>I tell myself that the hat is the source of good fortune
>Praise the hat for being a good luck charm
>Fast forward one day
>I have the worst fucking flu ever witnessed by humanity
>cyka blyat?

Weren't wearing the good luck hat overnight to protect from illness

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Mirror mirror made of wood, whomest the thiccest nibba in the hood? I'll give you a hint: his name is IDKBaconFlavoredLights(ILY Dad).

Thanks for gifting me Half Life 2 my comrade, more work is one the way due to the fact I have a sudden influx of material.

IDKBacon or just Bacon is fine... but you're welcome

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be visiting New York for the holidays
>Get off the plane
>instantly greeted by a giant Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles poster with a gargantuan dick scrawled on the outside of it in sharpie
>Wait for the train and see rats defend a bucket of fried chicken from other rats
>Get on the train and hear a man singing "Piano Man" as loud as humanly possible
>Get off the train and see a woman barfing onto the tracks while her boyfriend holds a six-pack of hard liquor and shouts "Encore, encore!"
>Walk down the street to my dads house and a hooker yells at me for money to buy tampons
>God it feels good to be back home

NYC sounds like a fun place

Originally posted by 51st Festive WaylanderGR:

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be right now
>My family is playing a card game about memes called "What Do You Meme"
>The memes are all outdated
>I was annoyed at my family's lack of culture and screamed "Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when I saw the pepe card
>I am no longer playing this game

there is no such thing as an outdated or dead meme

This is true

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be right now
>My family is playing a card game about memes called "What Do You Meme"
>The memes are all outdated
>I was annoyed at my family's lack of culture and screamed "Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when I saw the pepe card
>I am no longer playing this game

Good work

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Ya'll stay woke, more shit on the way when I get the time to write in a few days.

Sure thing

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Wake up on the 25th
>Merry Christmas my lads

Merry Christmahanukwanzukkah