Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be yesterday
>At the book store with my mom
>She was off doing her own thing while I was surfing through the Manga like a weeb
>I find the No Game No Life light novel
>Hell yeah I'm buying this
>Get to the checkout with my mom a bit later
>Shes browsing through the bag of books I'm about to get but I don't stop her
>Then she picks up No Game No Life
>Looks at the inside cover[archive.org] and mutters "OH"
>Put's it back in the bag
>She buys it for me no questions asked
>MFW

Good work

Originally posted by Not_Default:

Thanks for all the support guys, I genuinely can't tell you how good it makes me feel to see it. My childhood was pretty hectic I suppose, but hopefully even more shit happens to me so I'll have more material and can write more stories for you amazing people. This happened to me today, I hope you guys enjoy:
>Be me
>MFW

That's deep as hell and savage as fuck...

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be 6th grade me
>Fools
>The creek is basically an urban legend now
>MFW

1. Yes! I needed this!
2. Fuck I wish my childhood was as exciting as yours was...

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by Vsauce, Michael here™:

HOW ABOUT YOU GROW SOME TITS, PHREYA.

I did my best, but I don't have enough fat u_u

Eat McDonalds

>be me
>be playing terarria
>find a traveling merchant
>see that the merchant is selling a companion cube (one of teh rarest things in the game)
>can't afford 5 platinum coins on current player
>leave game and switch character
>come back
>mfw the merchant with the cube is gone

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
>Be looking over my steam profile
>See the link to my greentext page
>Click it
>Alexaplaydespacito.mp3
>I need to make more content
>I WILL make new content
>Stay tuned for spicy content
>Mfw

Spic-y storee needed
Goin throu witdral

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me
"you where an accident"
Did I win? Is this what the endgame looks like? Help me out here bois.

LMAO

Holy fuck... You definitely win...

Originally posted by Juicy-Juice brand:

>be me
>1st grade, september 11th 2001
>bein a tard like usual it's 7:30
>eatin my snack early, beatin meat, life's good
>teacher barges in
>she yells "PUT ON THE NEWS!"
>she puts on news
>north tower is burning
>think "OH COOL FIRE!"
>teacher screams
>b1tch what
>we all go home cuz idk why
>mom is crying
>ask why
>"your dad died"
>i hated that asshole anyway
>fake cry

ty terrorists for makin school end early and killing my dad 18 years ago

I heard they closed schools when that happened... IDFK know why... Like some terrorists would want to crash a plane into a random fucking school...

Originally posted by Not_Default:

>Be me

Holy shit lol... That's fuckin hard man...

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Yass, it's still alive!

I think I revived it somewhat with that dead part... It's still not stable, but it's not a flatline...