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The Tipsy Trident
Pros

Critical hits wet players
+0.2s added to charge
+10% faster holster speed
+3s before drowning

Cons

No Random Critical Hits
-30% Damage
-25% Firing Speed

Description: And they said drunks cant swim! Oh, I'm fellin' tipsy!

Level 36 spear
+ 100% chance to briefly stop enemy players on crit, minicrit or if they're wet (35% otherwise)
+ 20% faster swing rate
+ Minicrits against wet players
- 15% damage penalty
This weapon is a big melee (longer hit range, slower deploy time).

The Tipsy Trident
Level 63 Fishing Tool

= Atl-fire: Throw your Trident, if it hits enemy you get dragged towards them, causing bleed on hit. if you hit the Map geometry you get dragged to where your Trident lay.
+ 100% critical hit vs wet players.
+ Has 50% longer melee range.
- 75% slower deploy and holster time.
- Replaces current Standard charge

+Mini-crit on wet players
+Reduced afterburn effect duration
+Taunt: Extinguishing teammates reduces Shield Charge

-Slower movement speed while ignited